This short story is a part of a Google-translated fiction project (GT fiction). This translation was made by Google, from Polish to English, then from English to Polish, then from Polish to English. That’s why it’s described as 3Google-translated.
Best wishes shovel
Slawek Przekośniak got to wiligię SMS wishes: “I wish you good ping fajno new. I do not know who sent him the surprisingly mysterious message. I do not know to this day, and the damage – that person owes its present status and the first on the list of 67 richest Poles.
Then, in a beautiful white and russet wigilijny evening Przekośniak, a few days earlier ejected from the site for fanatics utopijnych extreme phobias (www.ilovefobia.pl), came on the concept.
It was a good idea, and the following text message ( “Happy dray accidentally only sincere lamb”) utwierdził convinced him that it was the idea to life.
Slawek Przekośniak decided to sign up with your colleague from the Czech Republic Ilovefobia.pl corridors, an online service that can send requests for cell phones. The main advantage of this service is that the content would not be fixed in advance, not wybierało them from the list, but were created with random words internauty according to the guidelines by the specially developed for this program. This would allow you to send wishes of the original, and no one said that they must be understood.
The development program, which called for working with John Discworld, addressed the Czesiek. He had this experience – portal for [wstaw_słowo] fobów developed a program of lay joy during the demonstration. The program, although the wording offered completely devoid of logic, enjoyed great popularity, and the most affected by the street terms, you might see on television ( “Down there is injury,” “Until today wora won today”).
The future success of the two men had to work hard and want SMS portal http://www.najnajnaj.pl immediately by Easter holidays.
One of the first users and enthusiasts of the parties was Ramon Kęstowicz from the popular girls-band Puszysteron. Do not want to write their wishes, and therefore came to najnajnaj.pl and completed a short form. Under the heading “The words appear in the text” to “egg” and “Wesoly” in the “Number of additional words” – 3 Two days later received a phone call from friends, chwalących it as extremely creative texts wishes. It was that which offers:
“Wesoła goats czacha eggs stench”
“Egg cattle wesolego wedge beautiful”
“Ammeters chlapnij wesolego oligocenska jajem”
“Wesoly not kept in the bud postmodernism”
Coming soon is “the most innovative pre-Internet years,” according to the magazine’s Web site, starting at N. Average balanced parallel redirected trójklikalność exclusive parties quickly reached a level of 34.98 and is growing at an impressive pace. Czesiek developed a special mod to the wishes for Mother’s Day and it was shot at home – weekly Przepuść wishes to put “Mom left disease Bingo” in the quote week. From that day started with uncontrolled popular services. Mobile operators have begun to feel a drop in income from charges for sending text messages, but fears Sławek offered them a share in profits – in exchange for doinwestowanie and transfer of modern technologies.
Czesiek two fashion: imieninowy and birth, and then focused on a sense of well-spełnionego obligation to view pages from creeping thing destitution, with the result that Sławek only place on the 67 richest Poles. Only the fact that the Czech wyrzucił then (there are enough Machiavellian way – by sending a text message: “You are cool kapencjusz finito”) resulted in that appeared in place of 67 But it was only his sole and exclusive on the sole criterion. I even thanked his wife did not get the prize “Inzapbizu” the years for which it was and continues to this all the time lobbował.
To give an opportunity to gain happiness and even greater fame, was sent Przekośniak, claiming to be “Wielbicielkę, SMS and chief editors of newspapers and the well-known politicians, men of culture, show-business, science, health, nutrition, care pot plants; dance teachers and tango qualadora defense parawirtualnego, philosopher and friend of the shop with a valuable paluszkami serowymi.
As you might expect, the reaction was spontaneous, euforyczna and clearly in favor. With one exception – policies associated with the head of its domestic service, wheels parliamentary mobile phone number 0-609-3459812 known because of the lack of a sense of humor, bad intentions author received a text message, sounding “best wishes shovel.” The case went to the calendar and the Committee on Security.
It took ten months. In his new residence, at the top, (used here to the ninth floor) Przekośniak przymierzał new przetykany titanium-kevlarową thread-like black suit samoukładający up. He had the evening to receive awards for “Przekobizu” page for a year (for “Inzapbiz” can not wait).
67. the list of the richest Poles like himself in the mirror. Przećwiczył smile and step, verify that the card is in your pocket with the text of speeches and wygładził incomprehensible to the belly bulge. Welcome to wlał glass remain open two weeks ago of French wine and see the glory of his impressive face, said:
– Health by foreign throat bell.
At that time podjechały into a black limousine Przekośniakówkę Security Agency.
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